People Who Believe Crazier Things Than Religion, or Damn Close

It's a wonderful night to make fun of conspiracy theorists, especially the ones who are guests on #CoasttoCoastAM, the radio show whose current and former hosts entertain some of the most ridiculous people who make claims that would cause religion to be almost verifiable by comparison. Not only do they condone the perpetuation of pseudosciences and extreme conspiracy suspicion about everything you can imagine.

Alien abductees, remote viewers, "high-clearance rogue agents," ghost hunters, hollow-earth theorists, and that's just one week worth of guests. I can only laugh at the silly premises these people assert as factual event that they were witness to (though they usually end up contradicting themselves by saying they weren't actually present). It never fails to amaze me that #GeorgeNoori can dig up these ludicrous hacks that all hallucinated their way into believing they lived through some sort of supernatural/paranormal experience which either renders them helpless or somehow causes them some kind of injury (mostly to the brain, I'm pretty sure). Seriously, I would love to see the #CoasttoCoastAM loonies take on an equal number of #fundamentalist_theists over which mental illness should reign supreme.

Seriously, the world needs to have this epic spectacle of delusional mayhem, everyday, in a stadium, to the death, of all involved in either ideology.  Who wouldn't enjoy that amazingly efficient way of cleaning out the gene pool? Really, who could think that would be inhumane? 

There would be dancing in the streets as the rational minded people finally could live without having to injure themselves from excessive face-palming. There would be nearly total peace on the planet, and the way of peer-reviewed studies and general neutrality would dominate our societal model, potentially leading to a great boom of technological acceleration in every discipline (especially in stem-cell research and cloning of limbs and organs, you know, the taboo and immoral sciences?) and we would also have more area  to place windmills and solar panels, reducing the need to use fossil fuels, thereby reducing greenhouse gas emissions, which will eventually lead to a decline in the slow annual temperature increases. 

This idea could seriously save the Earth, but we all know it could never go down like I outlined. It doesn't mean I can't dream, though.

Believers in crazy ideologies that lack evidence 

of legitimacy

                  It would be the battle of the ages! 
                              Just imagine it.
                              Save the World!